I was racing Sport Class on a stock Bianchi Boss, the orange year. He wore a denim jacket and b/w high-top vans, he was drunk. I wore Nema shorts and SPD compatible Airwalks, I was drunk. While wandering through the EAZE-UP vendor village one afternoon, we bonded over our mutual disdain for the Shockster, an aftermarket rear-suspension unit which, if you were willing to spend $235.00 to extend your wheel base a half-a-foot, add 15 pounds to your bike and suffer a bunch of extremely debilitating lateral movement, the device augmented your otherwise rigid bicycle with 1-2 inches of suspension-like squish.